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Han Okelli

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Last Updated: Sun Jan 17, 2010

Howzit? My friend sent me this link for a good laugh.

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

"As a 23 year old balding man I'm in a hurry to find love."

The bright side is at least he's straight up honest
Larithen Karu

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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010

I'm looking at the pics.. they look like shots you'd expect in a Police station, with the phrase "Have you seen this man?" written underneath it lol
SixString Burner

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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010

Gee and they said my cousin Larry would never amount to anything
Kalita Magic

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010

All I have to say is it looks like the rich desperate women of the world are getting shafted. Those mail order brides are generally attractive even if they are dumb as a box of rocks....
Kalita Magic

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010

F.Y.I., just for poops n laughs, I did the compatibility test, just hit random buttons this time, but I might try again.....here's my perfect mail order mate...

Hans of Hannover Germany

"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.

SixString Burner

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Gets his shotgun and books a flight....
Vivienne Coppola

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010

lol, here's mine Kali

Stan, (stationed) in Iraq

I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids.

ChanelCoCo Noel

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010

get ready to share your mate viv...

i got:

Stan, (stationed) in Iraq

I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids.

lol.
Ashlene McMinnar

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010

Move over ladies, soldier boy is mine!


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Stan, (stationed) in Iraq

I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids.


Han Okelli

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Last Updated: Fri Jan 22, 2010

LOL mines matches Kali's

Hans of Hannover Germany

"German sailor seeks mermaid" .. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.

I like big guys but not that type of big.
Vivienne Coppola

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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010

Ashlene McMinnar wrote:


I got way too much time on my hands over here.




clearly we need to give soldier boy something to occupy his hands with... do you think he could handle all three of us?? lol
cili Firanelli
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010

I got Stan too, but on reflection i think I might sacrifice my own happiness so you three can have a chance at finding your perfect match. I will just have to settle for second best even if he is not of Stan's calibre.

Cili.
Anh Lycia

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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010

Well, i hear the French are tremendously romantic ... :-\

Arnaud, Sarcelles, France

Good day to you. I am seeking (how you say) friendly woman who has a job. I like enormously the music, football, the cinema... I am has the search of the healthy relations (friendship or love) and for a constructive communication, because sometimes I a little only smell myself...
cili Firanelli
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010

Hon wrote:
That poor guy wouldn't know what to do with all you lovely ladies. :P


Probably why he's on dating sites

Cili
Ashlene McMinnar

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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010

Well Stan's slowly building up to having 1 girl for each day of the week.
KingHenrik Lundquist

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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010

I should consider calling up Stan and asking what his secret is.
Ashlene McMinnar

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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010

KH wrote:
I should consider calling up Stan and asking what his secret is.


Small hands.. *runs as fast as she can*
KingHenrik Lundquist

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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010

lmaooooooooo

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