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Howzit? My friend sent me this link for a good laugh. 
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
"As a 23 year old balding man I'm in a hurry to find love."
The bright side is at least he's straight up honest  |
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| I'm looking at the pics.. they look like shots you'd expect in a Police station, with the phrase "Have you seen this man?" written underneath it lol |
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| Gee and they said my cousin Larry would never amount to anything |
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| All I have to say is it looks like the rich desperate women of the world are getting shafted. Those mail order brides are generally attractive even if they are dumb as a box of rocks.... |
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F.Y.I., just for poops n laughs, I did the compatibility test, just hit random buttons this time, but I might try again.....here's my perfect mail order mate...
Hans of Hannover Germany
"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.
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Gets his shotgun and books a flight....  |
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lol, here's mine Kali
Stan, (stationed) in Iraq
I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids.
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get ready to share your mate viv...
i got:
Stan, (stationed) in Iraq
I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids.
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Move over ladies, soldier boy is mine!
Congratulations
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Stan, (stationed) in Iraq
I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids.
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LOL mines matches Kali's
Hans of Hannover Germany
"German sailor seeks mermaid"  .. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.
I like big guys but not that type of big. |
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| Ashlene McMinnar wrote: |
I got way too much time on my hands over here.
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clearly we need to give soldier boy something to occupy his hands with... do you think he could handle all three of us?? lol |
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I got Stan too, but on reflection i think I might sacrifice my own happiness so you three can have a chance at finding your perfect match. I will just have to settle for second best even if he is not of Stan's calibre. 
Cili. |
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Well, i hear the French are tremendously romantic ... :-\
Arnaud, Sarcelles, France
Good day to you. I am seeking (how you say) friendly woman who has a job. I like enormously the music, football, the cinema... I am has the search of the healthy relations (friendship or love) and for a constructive communication, because sometimes I a little only smell myself... |
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| Hon wrote: | | That poor guy wouldn't know what to do with all you lovely ladies. :P |
Probably why he's on dating sites
Cili |
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Well Stan's slowly building up to having 1 girl for each day of the week.  |
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| I should consider calling up Stan and asking what his secret is. |
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| KH wrote: | | I should consider calling up Stan and asking what his secret is. |
Small hands.. *runs as fast as she can* |
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